will graham finally quits the fbi
“this is my resign”
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cumbercolllective
Next week on Supernatural.
‘but get this the ghost only goes after gay people so why did it go after you and-‘
‘sHUT UP SAM’‘dean I think I may have formulated a possible explanation for-‘
‘CAS WE TALKED ABOUT THIS’
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Merlin Meme; seven scenes [1/7]
↳ “Don’t be ridiculous, Merlin. This is stupid, why would you say that?”
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internetexplorers
How to do The Sex:
- hold hands
that’s it that is the sex, enjoy
when i was in 6th grade this girl spread rumors about herself that she was pregnant with triplets and even pretended to have contractions in class but when we asked her how she got pregnant she said she held hands with her boyfriend and his sweat got through her pores and impregnated her
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tomlinscunt
I JUST WENT OUT FOR DINNER WITH SOME OF MUM’S WORK FRIENDS AND THERE WAS A GIRL MY AGE BUT SHE DIDN’T SPEAK ENGLISH VERY WELL AND SHE KEPT ASKING THINGS LIKE DO YOU LIKE RICE AND WHAT’S YOUR FAVOURITE VEGETABLE BUT THEN SHE LEANT OVER AND WAS LIKE HOW LONG ARE YOUR PERIODS AND I WAS LIKE UM 3 OR 4 DAYS???? AND SHE GOES NO I MEANT SCHOOL PERIODS AND IT WAS THE WORST MOMENT OF MY LIFE
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jakemalik-deactivated20130506
me and my dog type each other messages sometimes
me and my dog type each other messages sometimes
This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.
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grandkanye
imagine if giraffes had 2 legs
That just looks like the front view of a giraffe.
oh well excuse me princess do u need a sideview of it prancing through nature
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morristibbs
shipping is stupid
shipping is banned
no more shipping ever for anybody
stop shipping
if you want to buy a package off of ebay you fucking walk to hong kong and get it
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aurorashaman
Recreate a video game cover using only comic sans and clipart:
I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING OMG WHY DID I DO THIS AHAHAHA
MY EYES.
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queefito-deactivated20130405
this guy at my school put 20 dollars into the vending machine to buy cheetos and he got 380 nickels back a teacher had to take him to the office bc he was crying so hard
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r-i-p-augustus
people who call vaginas ‘vajayjay’
you think you got problems my sister calls them ‘vajigglyjags’
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